I have no words for this. What has been seen cannot be unseen. C-3PO has a nice ass. Why does food in the 1970′s always look totally garish and gross? I have fondue cookbooks from the 1970′s and the food always looks horrible.  And the people! Good God…like their souls have been devoured by The Unnameable. And those sweaters…!

GodDAMMIT I knew something good would emerge when Ming-Na was cast in Stargate Universe. Ask and ye shall receive.

Remember the part in the Star Wars movies when Luke is on Hoth and Han has to cut open a dead tauntaun and shove him inside so he won’t freeze to death? It’s really the grossest thing in the entire series. Now your kid can recreate the classic gross-out scene with ThinkGeek’s tauntaun sleeping bag! Sweet! Just stick some bloody [...]

Well, it looks like somebody got something useful out of the Star Wars prequel flicks. A malaysian man was recently arrested for attempting to kill his neighbor by unleashing a number of potentially venemous centipedes (and other bugs) on him. Perhaps the victim had a pair of vigilant Jedi standing outside his bedroom? A Malaysian man has been accused of [...]

…yeah, as if. My buddy Chris (Thanks, Chris! I’ll call you soon, swear…) sent me this last night, and it was good for a laugh. Even with the detestable faux-Japanese accent.

No – I’m not in San Diego basking in all the geeky glory that is the San Diego Comicon. Nope, just sitting around my pad playin’ Battlefield: Bad Company and counting the days (18 to go!) until the other geek-fest, Gen Con Indy. So naturally, at 4am there isn’t much to do other than vicariously peruse photos taken by other [...]

Variety Asia reports that Japanese Star Wars fans attending the Star Wars Celebration Japan will be treated to a glimpse of the upcoming ‘Star Wars: The Clone Wars‘ CGI film, as well as the ‘Clone Wars‘ TV series, set to debut later this year. I have to admit my interest in all things Lucas has dwindled to a singularity, but [...]