Shut up. SHUT UP. I’m a girl. Sometimes I like stories like this.

Chinese Love Story

A Japanese man wants to marry an unnamed comic book character, and have it all nice and legal.

Seriously…

That’s a good idea, because I bet those superhero leagues have great insurance and if you’re legally married you can get on the plan!

If this law is passed, I can move to Japan and marry Batou from Ghost in the Shell. Except it would be an unhappy marriage because he is still jonesing for the Major. And we couldn’t have kids, probably. And inviting the Tachikoma over for Thanksgiving….eh. Forget it. I’ll stay with the current husband; at least he has eyes.

Well ladies, it’s all over. Tony Leung got married to his longtime girlfriend Carina Lau (they worked together on Infernal Affairs). Let the wailing and gnashing of teeth begin.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7519187.stm

Two very talented people (well, one very talented person and one slightly less talented person) joined in holy matrimony. How sweet.

WAAHHHHHH!!…gnashgnashgnash.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/asiapcf/07/05/nepal.sobhraj.ap/index.html

A French serial killer currently imprisoned in Nepal has plans to marry.

Yeah, he’s only killed about 20 people. Now 30, that would be a deal breaker. But she can handle 20.

HOLY CRAP GIRL WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?

On another note, I wonder what Nepalese jails are like? Is it like in Batman Begins? Anyone who’s been in a Nepalese jail, let me know!