Ten Reasons I Hate Yoko Ono

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 | News with No Comments »

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I’m sitting down right now watching Imagine, the John Lennon biographical documentary, and once again I’m reminded of my seething hatred for his widow, Yoko Ono. Here are ten reasons for said hatred (with assistance from my brother, who shares this hatred).

  1. Bed in the studio.
  2. Julian who?
  3. John Lennon kiddie undies.
  4. Single-handedly ruined what could have been a great performance in the Rolling Stones’ Rock n’ Roll Circus.
  5. It’s impossible to even simply enjoy Lennon’s memory (which she steadfastly curates.)
  6. The 1990 tribute concert.
  7. She makes Japanese people look bad.
  8. Her incessant chattering.
  9. Her “art”.
  10. C’mon - she’s Yoko Ono.