Mwahahahaha! I returned home from Mom’s to discover that the power is back on in our apartment. You know what this means- with Musashi currently powerless, that means I am the new tyrant ruler of Yellow Menace! Mwhahahahahaha!

…oh, hi Mazinga.

For my first act as tyrant ruler I decree that all my subjects shall read this fascinating article about the highly controversial and disturbing Hello Kitty Vibrator:

Link

Many people are surprised to find that I am am rabid Hello Kitty fan. Maybe it’s because I’m almost thirty. Maybe it’s because I love gory movies and hate children. The truth is, a Sanrio character never fails to bring me to my knees.

And now their juggernaut of adoreable-ness continues with their newest offering: Cherina & Cherine!

http://mdn.mainichi.jp/national/news/20080614p2a00m0na022000c.html

They appear to be some sort of alien mouse fairies. It doesn’t really matter, since I’ll be happy as long as their eyes are about the same ratio to their heads as a giant squid’s. And that is HUGE, people.

As a long-time Warhammer 40k player and devotee of all things Asian, this just tickled me pink- an entire Warhammer 40,000 army dolled up Hello Kitty-style. I especially dig the Hello Kitty dreadnaught. I wonder what lucky space marine had his soul encased in that sweet package of kawaii destruction? I can only hope that Dawn of War 2 will feature the Hello Kitty Sisters of Battle as one of the standard factions…

(original link swiped from Boing Boing)