I have no words for this. What has been seen cannot be unseen. C-3PO has a nice ass. Why does food in the 1970′s always look totally garish and gross? I have fondue cookbooks from the 1970′s and the food always looks horrible.  And the people! Good God…like their souls have been devoured by The Unnameable. And those sweaters…!

Someone told me this Japanese AFLAC commercial was funny. I don’t think it’s really that funny (maybe just because I don’t understand Japanese?) but I was tickled to recognize it as a parody of the Japanese folktale about Urashima and the daughter of the Dragon God. Urashima AFLAC