News Flash: Pandas Bite.
Gu Gu, a resident panda at the Beijing Zoo, has a nasty habit of biting people. He recently bit his third person in two years. He especially likes the taste of stupid motherfuckers who climb into his cage.
Pandas Bite.
Seriously, who is dumb enough to climb into a cage with a wild animal? Pandas are technically [...]
Hong Kong Kills Gift from China
Let’s say China sends you a gift: five endangered river sturgeon, a breed beloved of the Chinese, to commemorate the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Let’s say you are a small island that, oh, maybe makes a lot of action movies. And maybe you don’t like China all that much, if you’re honest. What should you do [...]
What are China’s Olympic preparations *really* telling us?
Every day when I scour the internet for stuff to blog here at Yellow-Menace I come across yet another preparatory measure Beijing is taking to welcome the world to their fair city for the upcoming Olympic games. While most of them, like the innumerable security precautions being set in place, are pretty sound - [...]
