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14 Nov
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Posted by AnaKhouri
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Say you’re a teenage boy and you are swept to another world that you have to save from some sort of menace. Sounds pretty sweet, huh? And then you find out you have to bang 12 cute mystical girls. Awesome! And also you have to get them knocked up so your magic children can help you save the world.
Wait, what?
Most teenagers spend a lot of time (or maybe not enough time, in some cases) trying to have sex without getting pregnant. So I don’t see this game being very popular; it’s too scary.
Conception: Please Have My Baby
The really awful part is that in the gameplay images, the girls look like little kids from a Kingdom Hearts game or something.
My brother is an adult and has 3 baby mamas, can you imagine how much it would suck to have 12? And the child support, Jesus Christ.
Although I bet at the end of the game the teen boy gets to go back to his own world, skipping out on the baby mamas, the little deadbeat.
And is it Japanese? OF COURSE IT’S FUCKING JAPANESE.
| Category: Uncategorized, Video Games | Tag: conception, spike, video game, weird |
