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17 May
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Posted by AnaKhouri
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God, I hope North Korea never changes. Anytime I need a laugh or feel bad about where I live, a bit of fucked-up news from that country makes everything right with the world again.
Apparently, South Korean professors like to interview recent defectors to find out what’s hot among North Korean consumers. Food probably isn’t it, since there is never enough for everyone, so I guess they have to buy other stuff.
Like skinny jeans, porno, and poopie.
It seems that since North Korea can’t afford to feed its citizens, the citizens have to grow their own food, and North Korea can’t afford to get fertilizer for them either, so they use human excrement in their gardens. And the average human doesn’t make enough, so they have to purchase it. Probably from the mothers of babies, because let me tell you, babies are poopie factories.
Huh, I could have made bank in North Korea when Gohan was younger. >sad<
| Category: Uncategorized | Tag: gardening, north korea, poopie, trends |
Your comment primed me to misread the story's "Kim Young-soo" as "Kim Young-poo."
Sure, you could make a ton of DPRK Won, but then, you can never convert that into dollars. Well… there's the Pachinko parlors in Japan, so there are ways. Hell, I got a 500 Kip note in my wallet from Laos as my good luck charm — can't sell that either.