Buddhism, like most religions, is losing members at an alarming pace (I saw a commercial on TV the other day advertising the Catholic Church…they have to make TV ads now?). Unlike the Catholic Church, however, they are getting with the 21st century and have opened a Buddhist bar complete with alcohol and rap music:

Do the Monkty-Monk

Whatever works, I say. I wonder if the monks serve as bartenders and wear their robes while throwing shakers around like Tom Cruise in Cocktail? Because that would make a great Youtube video.