If you thought American celebrities were stupid about their pets, think about Japan, where everyone with a pet is stupid about it.

Doggie Pampering Goes Too Far

You might have deduced from my other posts that I love animals. I adore animals. But I am not going to carry a dog around with me in a purse. I am not going to put little designer clothes on it. I am not going to get its nails done. It’s a dog. It eats its own vomit.

I think it’s a form of animal abuse actually; did you notice how all the dogs in those pictures had a wild, pleading look in their eyes? “Help me, she’s crazy. I want to go roll around in rabbit poop and eat bugs.”