Fuck me – I didn’t know World of Warcraft could be beaten. Of course, that depends on your definition of ‘beating’ World of Warcaft. I beat the game by cancelling my subscription and moving on to more fulfilling pursuits (which clearly don’t include updating this site).

Taiwanese player ‘Little Gray’ took the opposite approach, instead tackling all 986 in-game achievements. IGN speculates, however, that Little Gray may actually be a shared account, with various Wraithbringer guild players pitching in to pull off the nigh-insurmountable task.

The only clear course of action for Little Gray at this point is to jump into EVE Online…