So my mom got me hooked on watching DVDs of Bones and me and Shapiro Keats were watching one the other night. There was this episode where the main character, a very literal-minded science type, has to take care of a baby whose mom was murdered.

Me: “All these shows have these kind of episodes, the really contrived ones where the characters have to pretend to be married or take care of a baby or whatever. Even The X-Files did the married thing. Hey, if that rumored third season of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex ever comes about, we’ll know they jumped the shark when Section 9 has to take care of a baby.”

Shapiro Keats: “I don’t know….I think it might be cute. Batou with a baby?”

Me: “First rule: Do. Not. Squeeze. The. Baby.”

So, dear readers, what do you think? Cute, or shark-jumping?