‘Oldboy’ remake beaten to death with claw hammer
The Will Smith / Spielberg (no need for a first name there, I presume) remake of Oldboy is dead. I presume Dreamworks couldn’t wrap their head around the concept of Will Smith fucking his daughter. Neither could I, for that matter.
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Aw, I was so looking forward to him eating a live octopus too.