Not a Ninja
This thing is a better ninja than this idiot.
Stupid Seattle ninjas. They’re always getting drunk and impaling themselves on fences. It’s getting old.
Simple version: drunk asshole tries to climb a fence because he thinks he’s a ninja. He slips and impales his ass (literally; the story says he had a ‘metal spike jutting out through his buttock’) on a fence. Police act like they care until they get back to the precinct, where they all have a laugh.
The entire story is worth it for this comment from a reader:
On behalf of the ninja community, I would like to assure readers that this man is not in fact an actual ninja. We are certainly embarrassed by his antics, and want everyone to know that true ninjas do not behave in this fashion. A real ninja would most likely not have impaled himself on a fence; and if he had, he would have almost certainly done it quietly, in secret, and nobody would have heard about it; and if by chance somebody did, the ninja would have assassinated them before they could tell anyone. The way of the ninja is shadow and silence. Not sticking a fencepost up one’s bum. That is the way of the doofus. Kanpai!
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