Thank God for Homeland Security. They protect us helpless Americans from foaming, raging, murderous terrorists. And also from giant monsters.

Reason Article

I’ve always wondered if the government actually has some sort of protocol for kaiju attacks. They should; I mean, you never know. Me and Shapiro Keats have a plan for monster attacks. Also alien invasion and zombie apocalypse. You should always be prepared.

I bet the government does have plans buried in the basement of the Pentagon. For alien invasion, anyway.