CNN sure is loving Rain. Here’s yet another article about the Korean pop star/actor and his role in the new Hollywood film Ninja Assassin.

CNN <3 Rain

CNN can never love you the way I love you, Rain. CNN is a conniving bitch who is only after your money. But I love you, Rain. I’ll love you forever. That’s why I stand outside your house for hours every night. I’m protecting you from those other girls, Rain. Girls like CNN.

Call me, Rain.