Are regular condoms just not snazzy enough for you? Do you wish condoms came…decorated? Like with roses, or unicorns, or something similarly romantic, like the Olympic rings?
Lucky you! Now you can buy Olympic condoms for the low low price of 1 yuan! But you have to buy 5, 000 of them at once.
It makes sense for Olympics officials to hand out condoms. I mean, you have tons of people in one place who are really in shape and mostly young. Prime booty call time! Plus the condoms have an inspirational motto- higher, faster,stronger- on them. If you do the fortune cookie thing and add ‘in bed’ to the end of that, then it’s just about perfect.
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