Word problem: You are castigated by your over-boss for doing something particularly insane. The proper course of action is:

A. Apologize and accept his punishment.

B. Kill him and take over the gang.

C. Bite off your own finger, eat the flesh and spit the bones out on the table in front of him to show him you are the toughest Yakuza ever.

D. All of the above.

Yup, these days the Yakuza initiates have to take a written test to get into the gangs. Only in Japan…

Gangster Exam

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