Wow. Apparently one particular bridge in Guangzhou is so popular for suicides that officials got sick of the traffic jams they constantly caused. They tried everything to deter the despairing, but nothing worked. Until someone came up with the ingenious idea of smearing the bridge with butter so no one could climb up.

It\’s Like Butter

This article raises more questions than it answers. Does the butter melt off on a hot day? How often do they have to reapply it? Does anyone complain about the rancid smell? When suicide-seekers slip off, do they land buttered side down?

I suppose I should be appalled by the callousness of the government spokesman, who dismisses the jumpers as attention-seekers, but to be honest I just think it is funny.