You know how recent pictures of North Korea’s Dear Leader have looked sort of…zombified? While he’s not dead yet,  it may not be far off the mark. According to a South Korean news channel, Kim has pancreatic cancer, which is enough to make anyone look (and feel) like hell.

The BBC Says So

Of course, it can’t be confirmed -  this is North Korea, nothing can ever be confirmed – but there’s obviously something not right with his health.

If Kim kicks the bucket (and I’m trying to be sympathetic to him and his family, but it’s just not happening) his son Kim Jong-Un is apparently in line to take over the country. Kim Jon-Un sounds like an even bigger winner than his father, so I’m not sure if we should hope Dear Leader can hang on, or if we should hope he buys the farm.