Animated corpse of Kim Jong-Il appears, demands brains

Kim Jong-Il sure isn’t looking himself these days. Where once there was a cuddly, despotic panda-bear with a brush-cut there is now a desiccated corpse that gets trotted out at military parades and nuclear weapons tests. I miss the old Kim Jong-Il.

I can’t wait until the clones grow big enough to make a public appearance.

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