I don’t own an iPhone, although after misplacing my car last weekend (don’t ask) I’m tempted to pick one up, or at least a phone with GPS. Then again, why bother with Apple’s shiny 23rd century tech when I can rock it like it’s 2002!

The xpPhone, from Chinese firm In Technology, sports a 800 x 480 pixel screen and apparently runs a full version of Windows XP  – which makes me wonder if you could install World of Warcraft on that puppy and run a group raid while waiting for your proctologist to probe your ass.

Looks kinda big, though.