‘Robogeisha’ will be the best goddamn robot movie of all time
Transforming geisha. Shrimp in eyes. WHY ARE THE BUILDINGS BLEEDING?
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Oh my God, that was funny!
Apart from… well, the whole thing making any sense, the Hip Katana just has no coolness factor whatsoever. I mean, if you had a regular katana, and two hip katanas, you might come up with some rather cool choregraphed three sword on three sword fight, but otherwise, keep with the robogeishas fighting mobile buildings.
And just what the hell was with the bad “I put my announcer voice in a digitizer” effect? Or must I just accept the madness? Is this on the same level as “Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter?” Only time will tell.
Yes, I loves me some Tetsuo too. But like the man says, ‘there can be only one.’
I think the moment this thing had me in the palm of its’ hand was the badly CGI’ed transforming geisha tank.
And NOTHING is on the same level as ‘Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter’. Kung Fu + Jesus is an unbeatable combo.
the newest movie from the same crew Vampire girl vs Frankenstein girl opens Aug 16th in Japan
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You beat me to it! All of these movies, amusing as they are, still lack the visceral rawness of Tetsuo: Iron Man and even Tetsuo 2: Body Hammer.
But maybe that’s a good thing, because even though I love the Tetsuos…I never, ever, ever want to see them again.