So we know (well, as far as we can know anything about North Korea for sure) that Kim Jong Il has chosen his youngest son Kim Jong Un to be his successor when he finally kicks the bucket. And now we know his true name, ala Earthsea:

“Brilliant Comrade”.

Brilliant Comrade

So we’ve gone from “Great Leader” to “Dear Leader” to “Brilliant Comrade”. Sounds like a downhill slide to me.

Besides, I heard that so far Kim Jong Un has only managed to fight off two alien invasions, invent the bidet and save six kittens from a fire. Hardly living up to his father’s accomplishments.