Victorious boxer Manny Pacquiao went home to the Philippines even though the government asked him not to just yet, because he’d been in the United States and OMGSWINEFLU.

BBC Article

Dude, you’re a national hero. Do whatever you want. You can even name your daughter…ugh…’Princess’.

(I used to do data entry for a company that made graduation crap for high schools, and I was amazed how many people were named Princess. Way to turn your kid into an entitlement whore, people. But I think Orville Aloysius Wright probably had it worse.)