Flu-Ridden Pacquiao Returns Home
Victorious boxer Manny Pacquiao went home to the Philippines even though the government asked him not to just yet, because he’d been in the United States and OMGSWINEFLU.
Dude, you’re a national hero. Do whatever you want. You can even name your daughter…ugh…’Princess’.
(I used to do data entry for a company that made graduation crap for high schools, and I was amazed how many people were named Princess. Way to turn your kid into an entitlement whore, people. But I think Orville Aloysius Wright probably had it worse.)
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I just noticed her name in the caption by the photo. Queen Elizabeth, huh? I can’t decide if that’s better…
Ilyana is lovely and will not encourage her to entitlement whore status. ^_^
Well, she’s already developed an unhealthy shoe fixation, so I’m worried about an impending Imelda Marcos syndrome.
Actually, I think he named her ‘Queen Elizabeth Pacquiao’ – which is a totally Filipino thing to do. (Unless you’re talking about one of his other kids – I don’t know their names…)
I’m just as bad – I named my daughter Ilyana…after Colossus’ sister from the X-Men.