Floridians looking to lose some dead foot-flesh to a pool of hungry fish will have to do so in the privacy of their own home – the Florida Board of Cosmetology has voted ‘nay’ on allowing the procedure, on the grounds that the water can’t be cleaned between ‘feedings’. The whole thing sounds like a one-way-trip to necrotizing fasciitis, if you ask me.

Of course, now there are a whole slew of flesh-eating fishies out of work – not a good thing in this economy. Maybe they can get a job working for the mob…

UPDATE: I knew I’d be able to bring Olivia Munn into this somehow…