China is planning to shut down Google because people can use it to find porn. Then they are going to kill God, beat the devil in a fiddle contest, steal Flava Flav’s clock and roundhouse-kick Chuck Norris in the face. None of which is real bloody likely.

BBC Article

Of course Chinese men need to look at porno! You know why? Because there are no girls around for them to have real sex with. Thanks for that one-child policy, guys.

And now China wants to take even their virtual tarts away from them. Those poor bastards.