My five-year-old son has some pretty eclectic taste in television – for a five-year-old anyway. His three favorite shows are Man vs. Wild, Taboo, and Bizarre Foods – although I can see a pretty common theme running through them (namely, watching people do fucked up things – usually with entertaining results).

Last night we watched a pair of episodes of Bizarre Foods – Beijing and Taiwan respectively – and we were both bemused by host Andrew Zimmern’s trip to an all-penis restaurant. Yes – it’s a restaurant that serves nothing but animal dong. I was reminded of an earlier episode in the Caribbean in which Zimmern proudly proclaimed ‘I LOVE the conch!’, which was a cue for my wife and I to snicker (and rewind the moment about thirty times just to hear it again).

Actually, just before tucking into a twenty-course meal of hot cock, Zimmern also ate at an all-donkey restaurant – which prompted my wife to utter ‘Wow, so he likes ass *and* conch…!’.

Yeah, it’s class all around at my house.