If a crazed rhino ever escapes and starts rampaging around, just find some Japanese zoo employees. They will know exactly what to do.

Escaped Rhino!

Step 1: Get behind a really flimsy net.

Step 2: Poke rhino with sticks.

Step 3: Throw buckets at it.

Step 4: Profit! I mean, shoot it with a tranquilizer dart.

Of course, all this only works if your rhino is made of paper-mache.