Rhino Attack!
If a crazed rhino ever escapes and starts rampaging around, just find some Japanese zoo employees. They will know exactly what to do.
Step 1: Get behind a really flimsy net.
Step 2: Poke rhino with sticks.
Step 3: Throw buckets at it.
Step 4: Profit! I mean, shoot it with a tranquilizer dart.
Of course, all this only works if your rhino is made of paper-mache.
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