Aw, China got called out during the Olympic opening ceremony, so now no one is allowed to lip synch on TV anymore. Damn it, there goes my elaborately choreographed and lip-synched performance to Madonna’s “Like a Prayer” that I was going to do for their New Year’s specials.

Noooo!

Though I suppose their reasoning makes sense, and I definitely don’t meet their standards:

This year, China’s State Administration of Radio, Film and Television has issued an order on its website to “Choose performers with real singing ability.”