I used to say that I’d hate to be the guy in Heaven who got there because he stepped on a rake. I think I found a new low – the guy who was strangled by his foot-massager.

Saitama-based Matoba Electric Manufacturing Co. said the three died when their clothing got caught in the rollers. The victims had removed the cloth cover from the Arubi Shape-up Roller before applying the machine to their necks.

I guess the moral of this story is, if you plan to use your foot massager inappropriately, do it naked.