Tags:gossip, shit, spice girls, victoria beckham
Ex- (or not-so-ex these days, I suppose) Spice Girl Victoria Beckham has reportedly been splurging on $200 ‘geisha face mask’ treatments, supposedly consisting of nightingale droppings. Yes, Posh Spice is rubbing bird shit on her face.
“When she was in Japan recently she was admiring how women in their forties look under 25 and was told about these facials. Then she found out they were available in the USA and popped into a salon for one. The results were so good she even picked up some nightingale dropping goodies to use at home.” Over the years Posh has tried every trick to improve her skin, which is scarred by teenage acne,” the pal added.
I think she’d look much better if she just ate a damn sandwich or two.