Little Superstar

I’m not going to lie - this clip kinda makes me lose my appetite. I’m not sure why. There’s something Lovecraftian going on here that humans are not fully equipped to understand. That said, he’s kind of cute, ain’t he?

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Bus Uncle

I fucking *love* Bus Uncle. I wish he was my uncle. Seriously. Check out the WISDOM OF BUS UNCLE !:

If you have to drag people into it, you do so. If you enjoy fucking, you fuck; if I enjoy fucking, I fuck. Fucking other people is harmless. Fuck, fuck and fuck! Should I punch you twice instead? Right? When it’s been settled, it’s settled. Don’t warn me. Why did you warn me? I’m not half scared even if you do! I’m extremely stressed, don’t you know that? Now, do you understand? You shouldn’t warn me! It’s settled, you get the point? If you warn me, it means the matter isn’t settled! We should forget about this, having shaken hands. OK?

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Arnel Pineda debuts with Journey in Chile - ‘Don’t Stop Believing’

They said Steve Perry was unreplaceable - then they replaced him. Not so good. Then Steve’s replacement quit, and they scoured the world, eventually settling on Filipino cover-band front man Arnel Pineda. Word has it that, in his childhood, Pineda begged for table scraps to survive. Total rags-to-riches, man. Now watch the clip below and try not to cry. I dare you, sissy!

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Ask a Ninja

Not from Asia - mind you. I mean, the Ask a Ninja guy isn’t Japanese - he’s a white dude. At least I think so. But nevermindallthat - Ask a Ninja is incredibly funny, Japanese or not. Plus he was on Mythbusters, and you weren’t.

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Mario Guitar!!!

I’ve seen a lot of Mario guitar videos, but this one was the first I remember, and in my mind is still the best. I mean, he even does all the sound effects…it doesn’t get awesomer than that. Yes, I just said AWESOMER. Mario guitar does that to me.

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Matrix Ping Pong

I know, Matrix parodies are fucking lame at this point. I mean, who gives a crap about The Matrix anymore? It’s not even funny to poke fun at it anymore. But this is still cool. Not so much because it’s riffing on The Matrix, but because it’s so low-rent - and yet, so clever. And no CGI!

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Japanese Reporter Falls Five Floors on Live TV

There are TV reporter bloopers and then there’s this. Did she survive? I don’t know. But I do know she’s not moving at the end of the clip, and that’s not a good sign.

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William Hung American Idol Audition - SHE BANGS!

This is where it all started, folks. This is Ground Zero for the William Hung phenomenon that has changed human society as we know it. When our children gaze upwards at bronze effigies of our fearless leader William Hung, we will tell them - we were there. We were witness to his ascendancy to godhood. And then we will cry tears of joy as we remember his modesty, his earnestness - and his voice. Listen, and bear witness to history.

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Faye Wong covers Queen’s ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’

She’s cute as a button and harbors more talent in her toenail clippings than most of us have as a society. And she is retired. What’s up with that? Come back to us Faye - we need you!

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Filipino Prisoners re-enact Thriller

…and - yeah, you knew this was coming. It’s inevitable. Quite possibly the best Asian viral vid of ALL TIME. Hands down. There are a lot of things that make me proud to be Filipino, and godammit if this isn’t in the top three. My peeps know how to handle hardened criminals - teach them fly dance moves. If they tired this at Rahway, there’d be riots in no time.