Mwahahahaha! I returned home from Mom’s to discover that the power is back on in our apartment. You know what this means- with Musashi currently powerless, that means I am the new tyrant ruler of Yellow Menace! Mwhahahahahaha!

…oh, hi Mazinga.

For my first act as tyrant ruler I decree that all my subjects shall read this fascinating article about the highly controversial and disturbing Hello Kitty Vibrator:

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