Beverly Hills Ninja 2. Hasslehoff. Another sign of the Apocalypse has come to pass.

Posted by Musashi

September 17, 2008

David Hasslehoff has been cast in Beverly Hills Ninja 2. Really, do I need to add funny to that? It is it’s own punchline. One wonders if Hasslehoff is to be applauded for not taking himself so seriously, or looked down upon in sadness as he tries to make another month’s rent (because it’s clear to me that his America’s Got Talent gig only pays him in beer).