Why You Shouldn’t Try to F*&! Inanimate Objects
Musashi and Mazinga post awesome news about games, films, sweet reviews and the hottest news from Asia.
I, on the other hand, post stories about people having sex with inanimate objects.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2544920/Man-who-had-sex-with-park-bench-cut-free.html
To summarize, a Hong Kong resident tried to have sex with a park bench. He inserted his penis into a hole in the bench but was unable to remove it once he became aroused. It took authorities 4 hours to cut him free.
And the kicker? They had to remove the bench from the park and take it to the hospital, with the man still, er…attached. How did they maneuver it into a van? Did they duct tape him to the bench so he didn’t fall when they lifted it? Inquiring minds want to know!
I feel slightly sorry for the guy, since he is described as ‘lonely and disturbed’…but seriously dude, you tried to get laid by a park bench.
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Good god - I’m having second thoughts about leaving the site in your hands this weekend….
Kidding…kidding!